Amazing Thing Just Happened

You know how I woke up with a weird feeling in my tummy? As I was walking to the toilet (big steps, I was trying to avoid that faint feeling and to avoid soiling myself) I totally forgot that underneath my shirt/pants, I had my biggest metal meteorite (almost 600 grams, with well-defined edges) it dropped squarely just after the nail of my left big toe and the first joint.

I am pretty sure I'll have to some some pain later, but I don't.

My theory... Leklai magic.