Spent the day sleeping, eating and watched X-Men Origins : Wolverine. Though the movie isn't quiet finished (stunt ropes showing, unfinished special FX, green screen showing) I gotta tell you, it's a good movie (for a movie adapted from comics...).
Love Kayla, love Wade (before and after he was "improved"), Will.I.Am as Kestrel (Shouting... I am somebody, I am somebody...) and Gambit so Jambu... Hahaha...
Nothing much to say...
And my pc blew up on me again... And was lied to again. Twice.
And the back-stabbing continues...
Damn Cream Mushroom Chicken Pie is haunting me...
You can see the gooey cream mushroom, carrot, potato, hard-boiled eggs and chunky chicken...
Not part of the pie ingredient, but this bloody green pit viper waited beside my car trying to molest me last night...
Was actually almost blew RM400 for this cute wee Ball Python but sadly I can't commit my time for another baby...
Cute right?Anyway, a really superb story taken from MizzMary's FaceBook page...
Read everything... I know you want to...
I'm like a DIVA! Only............waaaaay stupider!
When I was in highschool, I often walked through the halls of school as though I owned the place, just because, I was such a wannabe back then too! I have this so called graceful walk I often use that I think, makes me look cute.
These days I'll go to Starbucks and order a drink ever so confidently. Then, I look at the people around me, hoping that they heard me order my drink, because it makes me look cool, and they will assume that I go to Starbucks all the time!
Why do I go to Starbucks? Well it's because I see it in the movies, silly! It's the coolest thing ever!
When I go to clubs, I'll order cliche drinks like, Cosmopolitans or Scotch. But then again, I don't call it Scotch, I call it Chivas just because I'm too stupid to know that Chivas is the manufacturer and not the name of the drink!
I'll sometimes even request for the "happening" songs from the dj in the club like, 'My boo' or 'Dilemma'.
If the song is overplayed and people are already sick of it, then that's the song I'll keep requesting for. I won't dance in a club, I'll just stand around with my drink because that's the whole reason I go to dance clubs in the first place, to stand around and sip my drink. But when the dj plays a song I love, I'll scream and cheer with my girlfriends, then I'll continue to stand around and sip my drink.
After that, I'll take pictures of myself taking a drink, just so I can impress people. It makes them think, "Wow! She's so cool! She drinks!".
Ohhh! And did I mention that I have a facebook account?? Yes! I do! In fact, I have a friendster account too! I always write my favorite music as, LOVE SONGS! Yes! I'm a big fan of love songs, love songs and love songs because I don't have the brain capacity to actually listen to or appreciate any other types of music.
When people ask me about my favorite singers and why I love them, I almost never know how to answer because I only love, love songs! Yes love songs! Who cares about who sings them! That's totally unimportant!
My favorite movies are romance movies where the guy always gets the girl and then of course he'll pledge his undying love for her and they go on to live happily ever after without worrying about taxes or politicians.
When I go home for the holidays, I often dress to impress because I want to show everyone in my hometown that I'm such a cool person! I'll go to church with a sexy top that shows off half of my boobs because that's the real reason I go to church in the first place.
I don't go to church to pray. I go to show off my new outfits and to show everyone else that I have the courage to show off my boobs!
I'll also talk on my phone very loudly, practically begging for the attention of people around me, because I'm a cool person and I think the sound of my voice leave people in awe for it is without a doubt oh so beautiful!
When I see a group of guys, I usually laugh out loud so they will notice me!
I'm such a wannabe that I'll try anything just to prove how cool I am! I will walk past them to try and get their attention, and if I fail, I'll keep walking past them again and again and again!
It's so obvious but I don't care because I'm determined to get noticed! I'll post pictures on my friendster account and write captions like, "Haha, I'm ugly!", or "Golden Goddess".
I always LOVE editing my pictures on photoshop, adding little clouds on them with words of wisdom that I copy from the net because I can't come up with my own wise words!
Don't even try to compete with me, because it's all about me! This is My world and I'm the Queen of it!
Whenever people ask me what I do for a living, I'll always make up these astounding stories just so I can impress them and make them love me even more!
I'm a real live wannabe and I love it because I'm so conceited and full of myself! The best part is, I have absolutely no idea about the real world and prefer to be stuck in this fairytale world I have created for myself, where all I listen to are love songs!
If you check my profile, you'll see applications like, "Who is your celebrity lookalike?", because I relish the fact that some random application online says I look like a diva!
I don't care about me. I wanna be someone else! It's what I do! I'm a wannabe! It should be a profession!
MizzMary's Note: **Feel that spicy taste yet? As the old saying goes, "Siapa makan cili, rasa pedas". I hear Carrefour has has a clearance sale on 'lives'. How bout you go get one! *smiles sweetly*
MizzMaryRaymond... I so so so love you at the moment...
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