A major (major as in life changing problem) came up. I didn't know who to talk to so I just call people randomly and ask someone out and scare the boxers off this fella by sharing. Yeah. I know. I'd probably laugh about this thing next week.
But, right here and right now it's scary enough. Hopefully it's a right thing to do.
Here's a horoscope for everybody,
I'm tired of mine. Always a good thing. But nothing happens.
VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.
Note to self: Remember the Virgo? Well, yes. Love to be "P". Lies all the time. Like eating out. Talks alot.
SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.
LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end up crying...
Note to self: LIBRANS eats alot. Mood swings like newly greased swing. Unpredictable. Interesting and boring at the same time.
ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.
Note to self: Lemme count, how many Arians have I dated. How many of my friends are Arians. They're sexy, misterious, available all the time. I wont have any relationships with Arians. Why keep one when you can have many? Nuff said.
AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
GEMINI - Irresistible
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
Note to self: Geminians are irresistable. I'm trying to resist one right now. OMG... I can't... I can't... Look at the pretty lights... I'm helpless.
CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
Note to self: Errr... I know Cancerians are romantic. Willing to do anything in the name of love. Initially, that is. Falls in love like getting flu in rainy season. Well I am not a typical cancerian. I don't fall in love easily. I like to spend tho. I am the most caring people person you'll ever meet. Well, if you care for me, that is. If you don't, I could be standing by the roadside, having a fag, looking at you, even if you fell off you bike and having been run by a car or two. I'll be taking pictures for my gory pix collection. I could be that cruel. I also could cry like a baby, usually when nobody's watching, but that only happens maybe once a decade- That explains my neurotic behavior.
PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
Note to self: Pisces... The partner for life? Is it april already? That supposed to be a joke, right?
The first pisces that I dated was the last. The biggest great white shark. A crib snatcher too. Micheal Jackson, regardless of his horoscope, is a pisces.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
Note to self: A good son/daughter. If the parents says no, they'll say no.
TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying.
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