Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I Give Up


I am so depressed.

I am so depressed because I don't know what's making me depressed.

I took a test on what's my Radio DJ personality.


Here's the result.


"If you’re anything like your radio DJ alter ego we’ll try to say this quickly just in case you go off on a humorous rant.


We bet there are times when you have a mischievous twinkle in your eye, and not always when your mind is dwelling on matters best left off air.


However, we are picking up a certain edge of charm about you and this probably allows you to get away with more things than most.


To follow Jonathan’s example, if you can’t say your “R’s” then why mind your “P’s and Q’s”?


There is also a chance that you enjoy a laugh at other people’s expense from time to time, but fortunately this is balanced out by your ability to laugh at yourself.


We just hope that you don’t share “Wossy’s” sense of fashion, but even if you do, we’re sure you’ll be able to carry it off with aplomb, and probably have the nerve to have a dig at someone else’s outfit!"


Yeah, right... Who the fook is Jonathan Ross?


I also took a depression test... The result-


Your answers reflect the presence of significant depressive symptoms. It is advised to seek a psychiatric consultation.


I took this test too- How Suicidal Are You.


"Good lord...people who come to you for help are looking for serious answers to some pretty fucked up questions. You are suicide via electricity in the bathtub.


Not only do you offer no promises, but when you actually decide to make yourself useful, you blow people away.


It's hard to imagine the kind of sick desperation that leads people in your direction. They're probably really old and can't be bothered to muster much energy of their own.


At your best, you're a massive radio built in the '70s...channeling the full brunt of household electricity when dropped into water...or accidentally tipped over by a fucking cat.


At your worst, you're some newfangled piece of shit from Target. You know...complete with safety triggers and all those other sissy safety gadgets.


My advice to you? Invest some time in computers. There's just got to be a way for you to do your job in the 21st century. "


While another test that I took says-


Your score is 79. There is a real risk of suicide in this case and you definitely needs to seek some sort of professional help. Try going to your parents, or a guidance counsellor to get help for yourself.
Note to self:
My horoscope today says August 01, 2007

You will be full of good energy today, and you should be prepared to use it!
Though you're full of good energy, you may find it difficult to focus on any one task today. If you have the luxury of letting your mood lead the way, go for it! Otherwise, you may go pretty slowly.
My friends' Horoscope says August 01, 2007

Simple misunderstandings can create some complicated situations -- be clear today.
Your job seems to take over your life today, but not in a terrible way. You may see a new career opportunity, or find that there are aspects of work that are much more enjoyable than you had previously thought.

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