Horoscope or Horrorscope

I woke up with this in my mailbox....

CANCER MAN

The most sensitive man and the weakest emotional type in all Zodiac.

Most Artists are Cancer.

Most Artists are Cancer.

Cancer is controlled by the "Moon" and the moon change it's shape daily, so Cancer man's emotional and moods change all the time too. You will be confuse with him and yet it is his constantly changes that "Charm" on you.

He never go to get what he wants directly, but he will wait for a chance and opportunity to do so. Once he gets what he wants, he will not loose it, except if he get tired of it by himself.

The most sensitive man who can not stand rejection. He cares what other people feel or think of him. He hates loosing face and he tends to over protected himself, so sometimes people might think he is a cold person.

Gifted, creative, imaginative, is Cancer. A mystery and complexity play a major role in a life of a Cancer man.

He could be very funny, very quiet, suddenly very sad. Living with him could be very unexpected, for you will not know what is his next mood.

If you like excitement and surprise, you have the right guy and never have a chance to get bored. He thinks of his home as "nest" and it is the safest place for him.

If he feels hurt or depress he will stay at home alone quietly.

If he feels hurt or depress he will stay at home alone quietly.

Once he feels better, he will come out of his retreat and lives normally again. Being a loser is not him.

It is so easy to fall in love with this guy because he is gentle and a very polite guy. His wit and creative mind could win your affection.

He will come out from his nest to protect you even if he is not opening himself up to other people much.

Not many people will win his heart.

Not many people will win his heart.

His security is only when he has money in his pocket. Once he feels secure then he might think of having a happy family.

Even he likes to make and keep money, he is not stingy. Spending money is part of his good image, so he will be happy to spent money to take you out to a very expensive restaurant or buy a jewelry for you.

Certainly when he has money. OK. He is possessive to everything's that he thinks belong to him. Don't try to talk to another cute guy in front of him, he will get suspicion because he is not very secure or confident in himself for this kind of competition.

Once you know each other too much, he will start to look for new excitement, but not to worry for he will always think of you. If he thinks you are the true love for him, and you try once to disappear. You will be sure he will come and look for you.

He is a shy guy, but if he likes you. You can get up in the morning and see that he is in front of your house everyday till you go out with him, a very persistent guy. He likes a secure, cheerful and lively woman, confident but at the same time always act proper and appropriate.

He likes a secure woman, but able to adjust to his rapid changes. A very difficult type to find woman indeed.

In the beginning, you and him will be so sugary sweet together and he will only think of you. This so "super romantic" will not last forever, so don't slip this chance.

If you are the one who want his interest, then act and make yourself interesting. Be a supportive person and give him compliment sometimes, but not too much till he thinks you are not sincere.

Unlike many other Zodiac, if he is mad then you better get out of that room. He will calm down by himself.

Giving him a slight touch on his shoulders or concerned facial expression are enough.

He loves his mother, so try to be his mother favorite, but do not act like his mother!


Note to self:

How true! But the worst thing ever to happened to me is what's happening in my mind.

Nobody knows.