Same Ol Same Ol

What I did today...

I woke up late. Can't remember about the night before. It was all a blur. Some things we rather not remember. As I was saying, woke up late. It was a cold cold day. If I am married... Sure 9 months from now I'll be a proud father. Hehehe...

Woke up naked and lepak2 at my lush, green balcony wrapped in my blankie. Life's good. But then those darn birds curik my spanish moss to build their nest. Kurang hajar punya burung. Dah la tumpang umah aku buat sarang atas pokok aku tak bayar... Pokok aku pun dia sapu buat sarang. Sial tol. Tapi takpe. Burung2 tu dah kena evicted. Skali ngan jiran2 dia aku halau (yeap, i got like 3 pairs making nests among my plants, but 1 pair tu yang sial, lantak la, aku halau semua).

Sambil2 cucuk balik spanish moss kat netting dia, nostalgia la plaks, sebab dolu2 waktu aku pasang spanish moss tu, my baby yang tolong pegang netting (lap air mata japs).

Lepas tu... sambil minum neskopi, aku yang masih blur ni mengheret akuarium2 aku yang tersadai tu dan beberapa jam selepas itu, siap 2 bijik akuarium. Cuma masalahnya aku takde filter pump sebab soket elektrik sial kat dapur aku tu telah menghancur 3-4 buah pam aku.

Then aku gi opis.

Kacau orang, annoyed by orang, usik Nurul sampai kuar suara tak ayu dia, gedik2 as usual aku kat opis. Ms. Helenz went on air. Alone. Aku gi monitor je walau orang tak suruh aku gi. Punya pasal aku la... Kang dorang complain pasal aku tak bagi komitmen plaks.

Buat skrip.

Buat gangguan seksual pada Encik Khairun.

Then aku balik. Balik2 je, aku sambung proses membaikpulih akuarium yang 2 bijik tu. Aku ubah ikan2 kecik yang aku ada masuk 1 akuarium, yang beso2 sket tu esok aku ubah plaks masuk lam akuarium yang satu lagi. Lepas tu nak kena halo2 tokey kedai akuarium kat Kuah tu soh mai umah tolong gam balik akuarium beso aku yang leak tuh...

Tadi aku... Takyah la aku share benda2 yang tak patut share. Aku ske orange juice. Itu je yang aku nak share.

Aku ngantuk. Nak tido dah. Esok ntah apa plaks nak jadik kat aku ni... Lusa aku bagitau. Cakap pasal lusa, 26 hb cukup setahun aku ngan dia kawan. 26 hb jugak, cukup sebulan kami tak jumpa. Sedih gak kena tinggal camtu je. Aku rasa, kalo ambik pisau, toreh2 isi sendiri tak sakit camni. Aku tau, sebab aku penah buat. All the sacrifices, all the time spent... Nothing.

Takpe la.

Life is all play.

You can be who ever you want to be and twist life into what you want it to be.

BUT...

It's difficult being alone.

It's good to find someone.

It's great to have someone that you like consenting to... Ahem...

It's good to have someone to come home to...

It's hard adjusting to living together...

It's really hard adjusting to someone who can be one person and suddenly change to someone else...

It's sad to come home and seeing that it's empty and that now you're back to being alone.

My world is falling apart and so is everything in it.

One is such a lonely number.

Mind Fart!

Love is like...

Those darn birds... Cute but annoying.

If they kacau my spanish moss again... I'll kill them. I mean it. Just net them up at night and swat them with a piece of board. Use them as my plants' fertilizer.