If yesterday was all blur, today is very clear indeed... Woke up, went to work, acting all crazy at the office... Best quote muttered "I'm so fat, I wont fuck myself". Later went home...
Then I decided to walk to the night market... Teringin nak makan Yong Tou Foo. So I put on my clothes (I'm naked at home most of the time duh...) and walked to the night market...
When I reached the night market, I walked straight to the Yong Tou Foo stall and then went to the fruits stall, bought some fresh looking persimons and pears.
With 1 hand holding my Yong Tou Foo and another holding the fruits, I turned around and suddenly... I felt a sudden rush of air? Wind? At places supposed to be covered by my pants... Malu giler... Tengah pasar malam, seluar plak terlondeh. Luckily, I wore my good underwear... So I just put down the bags in my hands there on the jalan, bend down to pick up my pants around the ankles, pull it up, pick up the bags and buat muka selamber jalan balik.
Am doing at least 100 push-up a day now... 2 weeks liao... Supposed my chest should be defined now... But why the hell is my push-ups shrinking up my butt???
I will never... ever... Go to the Kuah night market in these coming months...
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