The world is full of baldies. Take the chicken above for example. It's bald and blushing. The reason behind this lack of feather is simple- easier for us humans to prepare the chicken for cooking. Expect walking chicken body parts in the near future and fried chicken and chicken chops fresh from the eggs.
Or the Bald Parrot (Pionopsitta aurantiocephala), it have all the colorful feather of a parrot, with a bald head and again, the "blush".
Or the chiseled facial features of Sinead O'connor, minus the blush.
Or the drama behind the dramatic decision of Britney Spears. No blush, tho I imagine K-Fed would blush like boiled coconut crab in tom yam soup. A classic case of "suddenly-I-feel-like-shaving-my-head-and-be-the-talk-of-the-world".
GASPS! CHOKE! COUGHS!
Should I, or should I not go "Britney"? I know I look good, with or without hair but Am I brave enough? I dont think so.
This'll give me nightmares for 7 working days.
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