Arggghhh... High Tide... High Tide...

Me in my best trademark pose (Note the innocent eyebrow thing)

"The Older Brother Pix"

Me in my garang pose... Just before I cleaned the house and did the laundry... Didn't feel like doing the dishes yet... Lantak la... The joy of staying alone...

Me after cleaning the house, doing the laundry and hanging them to dry, kemas katil (waiting, anticipating errr... something...), Basuh bilik mandi, sapu sampah luar dalam... Peluh siot... Note the hidung in kembang mode... Bangga sial dengan pencapaian hari ni...

"The Younger Brother Pix"

Me after all the dirty works and after washing my face...

Ensem kan?

Kisahnya...

I used to say that I stayed because, it is worth the wait...

I wished for something... It happened (more than once... I might add... It was good... No... It was great!!!)

I want more...

So I waited... Nothing happened...

I waited somemore... Still nothing happened...

Finally... Yesterday... It happened... I wished it didn't happen that way... I wished it didn't happen at all... I thought when we sacrifice the quantity, the quality of it will go up up... But on the contrary, DUH!

To keep this post as U-rated as possible... Let's just say "It left me hanging..." The reason why I'm still up at 0115hrs...

Arghhh... High Tide! High Tide!

And today is my moms' birthday... Happy Birthday Mak!

Walaupun orang tak balik setahun lebey dah... Orang ingat kat Mak... Orang tau... kalau orang teringat kat Mak, itu tandanya Mak pun tengah ingat kat orang... Kan? (Uwaaaa.... Nak balik kampung... Nak bawak my mom gi makan steak... Anyway, untuk mengurangkan rasa bersalah sebab setahun lebey tak balik kampung... I wired some money to my sister... For my moms' birthday...)

Me... Moments before I got out of bed to type this... Do I look like I'm deprived of something? Anything?

YES! I AM!

Note the katil with the red bedsheet... Nampak sikit je disebalik rambut I on the left side of the pix...

Such a lonely place... Should've bought a waterbed so I can call it "Lake Placid"....

Argh!!!!! High Tide! High Tide!


p/s: Mind the lights... I burned my bulb (betul ke penggunaan tatabahasa ni? Rasa cam tak betul je... Lantak aaaa... This ain't a vocabulary and grammar blog... I ain't no English teacher, tho some of my close friends are, and they read this blog... U wan grammatically-correct blog... U do your own la...), anyway back to the sotry... waktu tu kan I tengah... Pakai seluar balik...

Suddenly my bilik became like a disco... Got strobe light... So after I put back my boxers on... I sacrificed my aquarium light (I used warm light for my aquarium, mind you!) And voila~ My bilik became a hotel punya bilik... I know... I'm not only goodlooking, I'm smart too... Thank you...

Another p/s: Note: High Tide causes craziness to your other head... The other head... The one with brain, on top of ones' neck? Head!

I need Money... More Money... and hehehe...

I am in desperate... need... of... mmmm.... and cash...

That's me holding RM16k at the office... feigning suprise... Ms. Ain Daud showing her materialistic side...

A New Craze...

Mr. Zai Hamzah

Haji Azmi

Mr. Ding

MS. Wan Sofiah

Mr. Zack

Mr. Saroji

Mr. Awe Brahim

Mr. Zaki

Mr. Shahir Danian

Ms. Suriati (Juon)

Ms. Shuhaini daud

Mr. Riduan

Mr. Che Khairun

Ms. Halina

Mr. AA

Ms. Mirinda Malini Makenthiran

Ms. Siti Mohani

Kak Lynn Anim

Ms. Jordin Sparks (Madonna John )

Yeap. I am now obsessed in taking picture of my friends holding their phone so I can use as thumbnail for my phone... I need to get a life, quick!

I think I've found a new hobby for this year.... No use to explain... I'll post them instead...

Half a year of being Together

Baby, I know that in real life,

I will never get the chance to say this to you...

Either I'll be too shy,

Or you'll be too busy...

Anyway I just want to tell you...

How colorful my life is,

With you at my side...

I love you,

I love you,

I love you,

I love you,

I love you,

I love you,

Hope you love me too...

(This is where you'll say... "Galak!")

Ngeee...

And to push in the desired effect(s) of my short candid poem... A video of my favorite song to you...

And of course.. To all of you... It's in Romanian... So I'll attach together a translation of the lyric...

Enjoy...

Dragostea Din Tei (English Version)

by O-Zone
Ma-Ya-Hi
Ma-Ya-Hu
Ma-Ya-Ho
Ma-Ya-Ha Ha
Ma-Ya-Hi
Ma-Ya-Hu
Ma-Ya-Ho
Ma-Ya-Ha Ha

Hello, Salute, it’s me, your Duke
And I made something that’s real
To show you how I feel
Hello, Hello, it’s me Picasso
I will paint my words of love
With your name on every wall

When you leave my colors fade to gray
Whoa I whoa I aaa
Whoa I whoa I whoa I aaa
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it everyday

I sold my strings, my songs, and dreams
And I bought some paints to match the colors of my love

Hello, Hello, it’s me again, Picasso
I will spray my words of my love
With your name on every wall

When you leave my colors fade to gray
Whoa I whoa I aaa
Whoa I whoa I whoa I aaa
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it everyday

When you leave my colors fade to gray
Hey, little lover stay
Or all my colors fade away
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it everyday

Ma-Ya-Hi
Ma-Ya-Hu
Ma-Ya-Ho
Ma-Ya-Ha Ha
Ma-Ya-Hi
Ma-Ya-Hu
Ma-Ya-Ho
Ma-Ya-Ha Ha
Ma-Ya-Hi
Ma-Ya-Hu
Ma-Ya-Ho
Ma-Ya-Ha Ha
Ma-Ya-Hi
Ma-Ya-Hu
Ma-Ya-Ho
Ma-Ya-Ha Ha

When you leave my colors fade to gray
Whoa I whoa I aaa
Whoa I whoa I whoa I aaa
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it everyday

When you leave my colors fade to gray
Hey, little lover stay
Or all my colors fade away
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it everyday

Few Minutes Before Midnight

Had a sleepless night last night... Suffering throughout the day...



I demam siot... Badan rasa cam kena pukul... Muka panas, mata panas... had a bad case of the Princess Diarrhea... Lost of appetite (ngade!), teringin nak makan nasik panas-panas ngan semangkuk Masak Asam Pedas Kacang Bendi macam Mak masak (minus the ikang... I tak makang Ikang! My mom knows...)

Still kena kaco through henpon... Seminggu into the new year... Laku gak aku... Hahaha...

Anyway... I just wanna say this... Aku merinduimu... Ding! Dong!

Balik la cepat... I demam ni (ish... ngade tol)... I know my sayangku kalo dia dengar I merengek2 manja camni, sure dia akan cakap.... "Gatai!" or "Galak!"... Then I'll go "Olo... I gatai/galak ngan you je... Lagi pun I gatai/galak dalam dose yang dibenarkan je..." (Ngeee...) Then dia pulak akan roll dia punya eyes... Lepas tu kan... lepas tu kan... Dia akan cepat2 tukar topik... Hehehe... I am so so so so in love... Dengan dia je...

Here's a pix at my favorite spot at my office... We'll call this place "The Tangga Belakang" starting from today.

Muka orang tak cukup tido/demam tengah isap lokok (AMARAN KERAJAAN MALAYSIA: MEROKOK MEMBAHAYAKAN KESIHATAN (DAN IANYA AKAN MENYEBABKAN PENURUNAN DALAM KESUBURAN)... )

P/S: Comel kan I?

New Phone... Not So new...

Hmmm... Temptations... Temptations... this new year is full of it... Three days into the new year and I've succumbed to one (well, quite a few... But dont feel like sharing)...

One funny thing happened to me earlier today... i went out to pay my internet and electricity bills... Being clumsy as I am... I stappled both the phone bills and the electric bill together, in case I dropped them in the middle of the road...

Then I went to the bank... Then I walked two blocks to the TM Shop to pay my internet and phone bills. Seperti biasa... Chit chat with the TM staff... I dont mind people asking me questions like "You ke yang dating dengan that super hot someone ?" or "How's (insert celebrity name here) been doing?" tapi ini dia tanya aku "Dah kahwin ke belum?" SIAO! Lepas bayor bill aku jalan ke kereta and drove to....

Drove like bodo2 to TNB. I got there... took my number and waited for my turn... Only to have the girl senyum kambeng at me saying...

"Abang... Bill ni dah bayar..."

I was like "Oh... Mungkin mamat kat TM office tu terkoyak my bills... How much do i need to pay?"

Then the girl looked at me one kind and said "Dia dah kira sekali kat kedai TM tu..."

I pulak dah termalu, then i said "Oh, ya ka? Saya tak tau pulak yang kat kedai TM tu bley bayo bill api... Eh... Malunye..."

SIAO! At least I made the counter girls' day by making her laugh... Charity tu...

This year is going to be swell...

Me and Mr. Ashraff went makan Beryani kat area Langkawi Mall... Had Chicken Beryani+Palak Panner+Mango Lassi+ Juice... The total= RM26++ for 2 persons makan... cheap kan? Due to my pristine public-relation skills... I dapat 50% off... Muahaha...

Then malam me and Ms. Mirinda went for Delifrance jetty Point... Had Egg Devine Sandwich+ Soup+Salad, while Ms. Mirinda had Chicken Lasagna (She wanted to feel like Garfield tonite), then we shared the Delifrance Signature Bread Pudding with Ice cream (which is basically bengkang roti boh kismis ngan eskrem)...

Jumpak plak Ms. Sufina ngan her Dad... Selamba dog je yours truly pi salam ngan subang ganaz kat tinga dua2 belah lain with her dad... Sure abah dia cancel my name from potential menantu list... Hahaha...

Anyway, Ms. Sufina forwarded me a video of a (suspected) underaged student... Very "talented" girl... Full of "potential"...

Budak2 zaman skarang...

I mean people have been having sex since there were people... Tapi yang sekarang ni hangat diperkatakan dan makin berleluasa is because almost everyone ada camera phone...

Dulu berapa kerat sangat orang ada video camera kan? lagi pun kalo tgh bernafsu a.k.a. in the mood, tiba2 boyfren ato girlfren pegang video cam tak ke nervous yang sorang lagi tu kan?

At least kalo pegang henpon tu takde la rasa cimon sangat kan(cimon means gabra kot... Mr. Firdaus my best friend kat SP selalu pakai perkataan tu)?....

Oh, before I stop typing... I bought another handphone... Nokia N70. I know it's an old model... Punya pasal aku la aku nak beli HP apa pun... aku pakai duit sendiri... Bleh camtu?

Dan bagi merasmikan my handphone baru/lama/baru... Pix...

Cik Mirinda Malini dalam keadaan kandid sedang mereply mesej bawah meja...

Cik Sufina Halim dengan "gaya tak tau nak cakap gaya apa" sedang mempromosikan jadual konti bulan Januari 2008 mini dibelakang tag kerjanya. Tak mandi dari pagi beb... Muahaha...

Oleh kerana kalian takmo pose lawa2... Aku pakai je gambo tak ready korang sebagai thumbnail bila korang tipon aku... naik ler gambo ni kat henpon aku... Punya pasal aku la... Henpon aku... Aku nak buat ape pun....

Huah huah huah... I am so jaghat!

First Day of a New Year...

Waaa... It feels like just yesterday we celebrated the coming of 2007... Now it's 2008... Waaaa.... Another year gone by... Umur meningkat... So for people like me... I'm aging gracefully... Too tired to post... I'll add more later...

This is the "add more later" part...

I think the year 2008 started out great... Was tired ushering it in... Now it's in...

I woke up late late today... Woke up to the sound of the phone ringing, picked up but couldn't remember what I said or who called... That's me... Muahaha... Fast forward to the best part... Sayangku demam (olololo... ciannye dia)... Datang umah buat manja2... I masak moi sup daging

Amylea and yours truly having pre-new year celebration dinner... Makan like gila... Paid like RM50 only... feels like stealing pulak...

Andaman Poolside New Year Party Pix... And Vid...

Ms. Mirinda (Mel the Diva) looking for victim(s)

The Strollers who refused to stroll...

In the middle of the jungle... As the sun sets... The predators comes out to makan at the buffet line... Just pay RM400++ and enjoy the show...

Me and Ms. Dwi...

As for me... last year brought many memories...

Some of them worth remembering...

Some I dont want to remember, though I should remember them as a lesson in life.

I have my space, my friends, my office mates, the people I know, the people who knows me, people I hate, people who hates me, my enemies, my family (although I haven't seen them throughout 2007, I know that they know that I always think of them)...

And I met someone who love me (in that persons' own way), we fought, we made up, we fought again, we adepted to each others' differences. We tolerated each others' flaw (at times by throwing stuff at one another- but hey, that's the way love goes)...

So all that I can say for 2007 is... We've survived... We've survived... Muahaha...

It was a party in the middle of a jungle... Happy New Year everyone(hangover-recovery)!

This year, hopefully will bring better results in whatever it is we're trying to do... More good stuffs, less bad stuff, please!

And another thingy... This is something for that someone... You know who you are... I could never give you up...

Warning: This File can Make You Lose Your Mind and Fall in Love with the Singer, who is sadly (for you) is already ATTACHED!