I Spoke too Soon...

Ok... Imagine this...



To make it easier for you to imagine, if you're a girl, your lover would be a guy, vice versa if you're a guy, but hey it's a modern world, and I am gay & lesbian friendly guy (but if you can avoid from doing something "bad" in the eye of the society, dont do it!) so go ahead and pick anyone gender that you like... Whatever floats your boat honey! "He/she" thingy is just to make it easier for you to imagine. To visualise what i'm feeling at the moment.



You just finished work and your lover texted you saying that he/she wanted to stop by your place to do laundry. Wouldn't you be happy?



After doing laundry, you chatted, his/her head on your shoulder, your hands playing with his/her hair, then he/she said he/she had to go to meet his/her boss. You dont want him/her to go but you have to right? Because he/she's going to meet his/her boss.



Then let's just say after approx. 1 hour suddenly you have a bad feeling and then he/she texted you saying that he/she is already at his/her house, not feeling well, maybe headache, maybe tummyache, will you go out in the middle of the night to see him/her? Of course you'll definetely stop by the store to pick up something (definetely not condoms) right?



So you arrived there and you still getting bad vibes, will you get out of the car and proceed to his/her door or just start the car go back home?



Then when you reached his/her door and he/she tells you that he/she can't open the door because his/her friends are with him/her, inside the house, he/she dont want them to see you there and that he/she can't open the door, will you be suspicious?



Then when you texted and call this person, he/she didn't pick up the phone, didn't reply your sms while you're standing infront of his/her door, wouldn't you be more suspicious?



Let's just say, you stood there for 10 minutes, while still trying to call him/her and your phones' battery about to die on you... Wouldn't you try and hear what's happening inside his/her house?

Will you check the carpark for his/her car?



What will you do if his/her parking space is empty? Will you stay? Or go home right away?



And what if suddenly your phone rang and it was him/her, accidentally dialled your number. You can hear loud loud music playing, obviously him/her not at home, but having fun else where, how'd you feel? I know you should be happy, your lover is having a great time.... But remember the sms (tummyache, about to go to bed, friends at home, the lies)?



What if you kept on trying to call but he/she is not picking up, while you wait inside your car and and six hours later (give or take a few minutes) he/she arrived with his/her friends... Will you text him/her saying "I'm still infront of your house", then call him/her after your text message got no reply? Remember that this is the person who you really love... And you just posted about being so in love and how you belong to him/her in your previous post... How would you feel?



Am I entitled to be pissed? Yes, I am.

The problem is (just to qoute a friend I haven't seen in a very long time)... I'm still in love with this person.



Just to humour myself...



I'll post this pix I've been working on last night before I went down and got in my car, before the six hours wait, before I realised, I've been lied to... The pix's fake, so is everything else.




Me and Ms. Caprina looking Caprilicious.... He's a doll rite? Hahahaha... I am sooo soooo sooo soooo baaaaadddd.....

We Wish You a Merry Christmas x 4 and a Happy New Year

Went all haha, huhu and gaga at the office today... Walked bare footed all over the office... Annoyed everyone and everyone turned green in envy looking at that elf hat! I love it!

Pix!

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That's me (cool looking elf with an attitude and cool shades- RM9.90 @ Asiawalk)and Mr. Capri (wearing a shrek head-band courtesy of McDs' Langkawi) posing ala2 comel... Comel kan?

Another one! (Dang... Mr. Capri scarily looking like Ms. Capri!) kononnya jelita la tu... Ms. Sufina ngan mr. Shahir Danian buat lagu... Jangan Pisahkan... (Huang Kajo tol!)

I think for a (almost) 30 year old, I kinda sorta look cute, huggable, lovable, huggable (again), looking like a sweet little kitten asking to be love... Like... Love me... Love me... Love me... Take me home so I can mess up your living room and go all poopie on your sofa... Muahaha....



Hehehe... Had a heart to heart, head to shoulder talk with my sayangku just now...

It was sweet, bould've been sweeter... But oklah... At least got taste rather than no taste and no "tasting" at all... I did a brave thing by letting My Sayangku read this blog... hmmm...

To My Sayangku... I'm totally yours...

Music for the Moment...

I dont know why, but I have this song in my mind lately... it's Atilia with Sangkar...



p/s: I think the running in the forest part should be taken out... It's the weakest part of this music video... And oh... She said she's not naked during the water terjun scenes... She's wearing a two piece bikini suit in same color as her skin to give the impression that she is naked (might as well shave her pubic hair and put flesh colored round plaster tapes on the nipples and belly-button) Hehehe....

When You Want... You Cant Get....

Another point and shoot pix... I'll call this one... "Lain kali bayar bil elektrik tepat pada waktu...Jangan sampai TNB potong karan time2 dekat nak raya... Kan dah dok dalam gelap...."

p/s: I bayar bil on time aaa... Elektrik rumah I tak kena potong...

Tu I tangkap gambo lam bilik diterangi cahaya lampu "Salt Lamp" I... Muahaha.... P

enat gila babas... Sok cuti... Yeah yeah... sok cuti... Cuti... But still have to standby to do a rehearsal for HM Aerospace... Adei... But OK la... Demi wang ringgit... Biarlah naik tangga opis pun rasa cam nak terkeluar kepala lutut... Takpe... Janji duit masuk...

Anyway... What did I do today... Abes keja je teros gi tunjuk muka kat Xena... She's here in Langkawi with her models... Doing a show... Her words: Moved to Penang la... I need male models... (HUH? Populasi male models kat Penang dah jatuh merudum ke tiba2 ajak aku gi Penang tu?)

Lepas tu mamam McDs'. Mula2 sorang... Then satu member (actually tak kenal pun) datang lepak... Bawak Jaguar green karer (actually, my neighbour la... Penah tgk tapi tak penah cakap).

Me sorang... He oso sorang... So dok satu meja aaa... Ada gak benda nak sembang... Sembang, punya sembang... Dia penah booking keta cam aku nyer keta plaks... tahun 1996... keta vover (bila sebut rover sambil kunyah spicy chicken mc deluxe... camtu la jadi nye)... Ampes tol... Tak makan tua siot org tua tu... Aku tawun 96 still dok main longkang (still do till this day, but nowdays main longkang pun with class aaa...)...

So abes je melantak breakfast, lunch, dinner (supposedly), balik opis buat recording... Mluat tol this kempen pilihanraya thingy... Menyusahkan idup aku tol!

Ok la... Malas nak type panjang2... Nak kena tido awal... Esok nak mangun awal, nak kemas umah, basuh baju, buang sampah, mop lantai, kemas balkoni depan belakang... Cuti pun cam tak cuti la... Ampes...

Aidil Adha... Post Celebration Pending

Did something crazy at the office earlier on... Can't help myself... What to do? I'm bored... No... I'm bored and I'm tired... Got the Ms. B (My Boss la) in the studio with me... She agreed for an interview... Then called Mr. amin Carlos in KL for a quick interview... Abis keja, "menery" (menerai) kasut Ms. Sufina... She plak pakai kasut Mr. AA... So the result...

Pix!



Question: Can guess or not whose kaki in which shoes?



Answer: Hehehehe... Today... I geli tgk kaki I sendiri in that shiny shiny high-heels... Geli siot...

Anyway, after work, Ms. Piena and yours truly gi cari Laksa... Of all the makan thing... Pusing punya pusing... No Laksa!

We went to Syooks' I makan Grill Chicken with BBQ sauce with nasik putih... She ordered Tempura Udon soup thingy...

We contributed to the English language by inventing a new word : RE-ORDERABLE meaning that the dish is sedap enough to be ordered next time...

OTW home, my sayangku plaks called... Been talking about that handphone for so long... What the heck... Beli je... Dah beli... So now nomore merengek-merengek about wanting a new handphone, I hope...

Memang la penat keja cari duit.... tapi after I bought that henpon... the look on dia punya muka... Fuhhh... It's worth it...

Love the one you love... Peace... World peace... Nak mandi doh... badan bau cam bangkai hamster yang dibiarkan ditempat lembab selama seminggu... Ngeeee....

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha...

Hehehe... Tired giler today...

I've been really really bad... Call me dad to speak with me mom but she's not around... Went to work... Worked!

Then did some translation job, recording stuff etc... Went back with the top of the car down... Bawak keta cam hantu... Went to Starbux Jetty Point to get a venti-sized ice Blended Choc Cream Chip with whipped-cream...

Bawak keta cam hantu balik umah... One hand got ciggy, one hand clutching my venti-sized ice Blended Choc Cream Chip with whipped-cream...

This is the lawak part... I stripped off my baju melayu merah ang ang the moment i closed the door... By the time i reached my living room, I'm wearing my super-sexy black undies with matching black singlet...

Called my sayangku, at the same time my handphone rang- my dad called. Aiyo potong stim betul la...

Talked to both house phone and handphone at the same time. I said, "aaa... ada incoming call... kejap lagi org tipon balik..." Hung-up both handphone and the house phone at the same time... Pikir kejap nak tipon sapa dulu....

Then I decided to call my sayangku for a while... We had the steamiest phone sex session (yeah right!) Lawak je... Cakap2 biasa je...

Then called my parents... was on the phone for almost an hour... Ok la... Tak balik kampung for a year liao... Missed my parents.

Now updating my blog... Later wanna mandi and go to bed early... Penat sial...

Anyway... pre-new year jitters is back with the new year just around the corner...

I'm starting to hears that echoey echoey little voice not unlike my own asking me questions like- What have i achieved this year?/What bad aspect of my life that i managed to get rid off? /What do I want for next year?

And the scariest question being- Do I really want to get married next year?

The second scariest question will be- How much money i earned throughout 2007 and how much money did I managed to save?

Gasps... Chokes... Turns blue...

Time to learn how to tie a real noose with a real rope, neckties are for pussies!

Btw, here's a video of one of my favorite song...

It's called No Mans' Woman (I'm a No Womans' Man!)



p/s: i remembered seeing this video way way back in the late nineties... I love Sinead o'Connor enough to recognize her voice after hearing five seconds of her voice... I love the music video, she's beautiful in it... I remembered saying to my sister... "Tengok tu... sinead O'Connor ni cantik aaa... Rambut dia dah panjang..." (That's the moment she pulled off her wig... hehehe... Me and my sister bergolek-golek gelak depan TV... Dang!)

p/s 2: (ala2 ps2 the playstation la pulok) I think for next year I'll live by this motto: My car, my life, my dick, my business...

Whatever I said...

So the story ended with... He lived miserably ever after...

Then the sequel started with a recap of what happened in the first movie... It was all a bad dream.

Hehehe....

p/s: That's me still not in my right mind... Smoking at the offices' back stair... Got that Altantuya/Paris Hilton Gucci Shades for only RM15, Baju is RM29.90, New Earring RM23.90, Jeans RM29.90, No underwear... Muahahaha.... Anyway, Something that stroked my fancy....

Umbrella... ella... ella... ella... eh, eh, eh....